Adam Schlesinger - Feeling Kinda Naughty lyrics

Hey cutie, don't know if you knew But I've kinda got a girl crush on you You're everything that I wish I could be Gonna tell you what I wanna do to you (Tee-hee-hee!) I wanna lock you in a basement with soundproof walls And take over your identity I wanna cut the silky hair right off your head And slurp it up like spaghetti Wanna clone you and consume you Wanna own you and cartoon you Fly your dirty panties like a kite (Kite!) Cause I-I-I-I'm Feeling kinda naughty tonight Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud That was super rando I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff Like pillowfight or go swimming commando I wanna k** you and wear your skin like a dress But then also have you see me in the dress And be like, "O-M-G you look so cute in my skin!" I wanna lock you in a basement but in that basement You would also be my personal trainer (I want your abs!) Break into your mom's house, collect your baby teeth And turn them into my new retainer (I want your smile!) Cook your spit into a chowder Dry your sweat into a powder And do lines of you all through the night (Night!) Cause I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm Feeling kinda naughty Take measurements of your body Then go up to a surgeon Make my body like your body Like that film with Liberace Cause I'm feeling kinda naughty tonight