We'd been drinking all day
And my buddy said hey
Won't you look at her over there
Oh man she's a queen
I said you could not mean
That girl with the purple hair
He said she's so fine
Well he's lost his mind
It's been a while since he's been sober
I guess beauty's in the eye of the beer holder
Man she's all tatooed
She's wearin' army boots
A mini skirt and some knee high socks
She's got nose rings
And other pierced things
Looks like she fell in a tackle box
He said she looks just right
Beyond the natural light
It makes her look like a centerfolder
I guess beauty's in the eye of the beer holder
So I said sit down
'cause that last round
It must have sent you clean over the edge
And every sip that's crossed your lips
Made you forget what you just said
Man don't you know just a few drinks ago
She was the one you were calling rover
And that proves
Beauty's in the eye of the beerholder
Man she's all tatooed
She's wearin' army boots
A mini skirt and some knee high socks
She's got nose rings
And other pierced things
Looks like she fell in a tackle box
He said she looks just right
Beyond the natural light
It makes her look like a centerfolder
I guess beauty's in the eye of the beer holder