Adam Harvey - Beauty's In The Eye (Of The Beerholder) lyrics

We'd been drinking all day And my buddy said hey Won't you look at her over there Oh man she's a queen I said you could not mean That girl with the purple hair He said she's so fine Well he's lost his mind It's been a while since he's been sober I guess beauty's in the eye of the beer holder Man she's all tatooed She's wearin' army boots A mini skirt and some knee high socks She's got nose rings And other pierced things Looks like she fell in a tackle box He said she looks just right Beyond the natural light It makes her look like a centerfolder I guess beauty's in the eye of the beer holder So I said sit down 'cause that last round It must have sent you clean over the edge And every sip that's crossed your lips Made you forget what you just said Man don't you know just a few drinks ago She was the one you were calling rover And that proves Beauty's in the eye of the beerholder Man she's all tatooed She's wearin' army boots A mini skirt and some knee high socks She's got nose rings And other pierced things Looks like she fell in a tackle box He said she looks just right Beyond the natural light It makes her look like a centerfolder I guess beauty's in the eye of the beer holder