Here's a little story about a punk named Jed
Greasy stinky hair stuck out his f**in' head
Arrogant and macho and stupid as can be
Always quick to tell me he's more punk than me
This is an example of what a jerk he is
He think he's some kind of punk rock whiz
He said if I was really punk I'd listen to The Germs
I smelled his stinky breath and I started to squirm
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I do I do
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
Because of guys like you
I remember one time I was dancin' at a show
A poppy kind of band and Jed said they blow
That stuff is for guys who just want to get laid
He asked me what I thought but didn't wait for me to say
This is what I think about his attitude
He doesn't have to be so snotty f**ing rude
And thinking for yourself doesn't mean you have to be a jerk
Being arrogant and ignorant doesn't take much work
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I do I do
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
Because of guys like you
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I do I do
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
I hate punk rock
Because of guys like you