Here's a little story about a punk named Jed Greasy stinky hair stuck out his f**in' head Arrogant and macho and stupid as can be Always quick to tell me he's more punk than me This is an example of what a jerk he is He think he's some kind of punk rock whiz He said if I was really punk I'd listen to The Germs I smelled his stinky breath and I started to squirm I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I do I do I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock Because of guys like you I remember one time I was dancin' at a show A poppy kind of band and Jed said they blow That stuff is for guys who just want to get laid He asked me what I thought but didn't wait for me to say This is what I think about his attitude He doesn't have to be so snotty f**ing rude And thinking for yourself doesn't mean you have to be a jerk Being arrogant and ignorant doesn't take much work I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I do I do I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock Because of guys like you I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I do I do I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock Because of guys like you