[Verse 1: Stormie Hates You]
I'm gonna go on meth
I'm gonna buy a flame thrower
(Nikki Flashlight: "I'm gonna buy a pony")
I'm gonna get a rocket launcher;
Imma start a cult
You'll do whatever I say
And if you disobey
Your family will get chased;
I'll take over the world
So everything is my way
The clouds aren't out and the earth is hailing Stormie;
[Chorus: Nikki Flashlight and Stormie Hates You]
Punch that baby in the face
Get the chainsaw, hear me chase
That nun on fire, burst into flames
Tell me to calm down, I'll grab my blade;
Throw that teacher out a window, and if the cops come
It ain't me doe!
[Verse 2: Stormie Hates You]
Were gonna get together, were gonna start a riot;
If you don't smoke crack, then you probably should try it;
I'm a drug addict, slash communist slash heathen
Future dictator is what I am being;
LSD and PCP is what the f** I'm eating
There's an opium plant growing in my backyard
If you try to find me, I'm hiding in your park
Prolly doing h**n while I am eating pop tarts;
My drug abuse level is surely off the f**ing charts;
[Talking: Stormie Hates You]
I don't know what else to say;
You're all shubnubs
Shubnubs
[Chorus]