[Verse 1: Stormie Hates You] I'm gonna go on meth I'm gonna buy a flame thrower (Nikki Flashlight: "I'm gonna buy a pony") I'm gonna get a rocket launcher; Imma start a cult You'll do whatever I say And if you disobey Your family will get chased; I'll take over the world So everything is my way The clouds aren't out and the earth is hailing Stormie; [Chorus: Nikki Flashlight and Stormie Hates You] Punch that baby in the face Get the chainsaw, hear me chase That nun on fire, burst into flames Tell me to calm down, I'll grab my blade; Throw that teacher out a window, and if the cops come It ain't me doe! [Verse 2: Stormie Hates You] Were gonna get together, were gonna start a riot; If you don't smoke crack, then you probably should try it; I'm a drug addict, slash communist slash heathen Future dictator is what I am being; LSD and PCP is what the f** I'm eating There's an opium plant growing in my backyard If you try to find me, I'm hiding in your park Prolly doing h**n while I am eating pop tarts; My drug abuse level is surely off the f**ing charts; [Talking: Stormie Hates You] I don't know what else to say; You're all shubnubs Shubnubs [Chorus]