I love you in the same way You love me, I know And I love you in the same way I deserve you And you deserve what you've got You have no flaws And I, in the same way I deserve you It's four in the morning And you come home nice and clean Smelling like musk What a cheap perfume But you were working Pulling a night shift Of course I believed you!!! And please give back those panties That your cousin -poor thing- That she left underneath the seat Of your truck You love me, I know And I love you in the same way I deserve you And you deserve what you've got You have no flaws And I, in the same way I deserve you Just yesterday I called you Someone named Joselina picked up A hard-working girl Working till late at night Every day of the week But anyway… You have no flaws And I, in the same way I love you, darling Sorry if I was late But I had so many problems Getting home… My car broke down I ran out of gas Flat tire, or something in the starter… Imagine my luck This happened right in front of a restaurant In a somewhat odd neighborhood So I went in, sat down, and ate And you'll never guess what I saw… You dancing, baby You were with someone, that Joselina Or maybe that was your cousin I didn't make a fuss, baby Because I know it's just for work So that's why I danced, drank Made new friends… Let people talk Oh skull, what k**ed you? It was my tongue, sir