1) So what if my house has wheels Theres nothing that I have you'd want to steal I hear my ex's voice in my kids dirty little mouth If it wasnt for welfare id never go out to see my Chorus - Pink flamingos My pink flamingos 2) I like my life in this funky little town I hope a tornado wont blow it all down Sit so proud in my rusted out cadillac But if it worked good id never come back to see my Chorus 3) The man from the bank come with a truck To take my home away They took my kids, my dog, my little goldfish But as they rolled out I said i'll stay with my Chorus