Zoogz Rift - Sit Down And Shut Up lyrics

What do you wanna do tonight? I dunno, I dunno Just got paid, we could go drinkin' Who's playing at the Lingerie tonight? I just got a copy of The Reader, let me check this out here Uhh...some guy, what is this here? Zogz Wrist! Haw haw haw haw haw Nonononono, it's Zooooogz. That's it. Hey Zoooogz. Where'd you get a name like that? Haw haw haw haw haw Zoogz. And his Amazing sh**heads. Kinda f**ed up if you ask me Did you read this? Ain't Duran Duran playing somewhere tonight? Or let me see here...it's alright, it's uh Oh tonight, Culture Club. Great! That song about the snake...I love that song! KROQ plays it all the time with uh, sh**, what's that other one, "Don't you want me baby?" Man, that's great. I love those avant garde bands with all that electronic stuff, you know Those weird organ things. The Mooooogz. Moogz rift! A haw haw haw haw! How much money you got? Can you loan me six bucks? Ah, never mind, I'll take it from my old man's wallet. Huh huh huh! We can take my car. I'll need a jump start. Just push that sh** on the floor Hey there's a f**ing hooker! It looks like your sister, huh huh! Hey you, s** on this, b**h! Huh huh huh! There's the Lingerie. Yell if you see a space. Wait, there's one. Hey jerk! That a**hole took my space! What? Yeah, I'm 21. You don't need no ID. Hey, do I gotta pay to get in? I'm a friend of Zogz Hey lookit, Christmas lights on the piano. Ha ha ha! This band's gonna be weeeird. Yeah, two beers Hey,did you get tickets for the Eurythmics? How long did you have to wait in line? Yeah, Ticketron s**s. Uh-huh Who are they playing with. The Mentors? Hey, far out! When does this band start? Hey Zooooogz, let's go here. Hey sh**heads! Ahahaha!!!! This band's gonna s**. Hey, is that him over there? The guy who looks like Orson Welles? Is that him? f**in' looks like he f**in' swallowed a f**in' bowling ball, hahahaha. f**in' slob, dude. This is gonna s** We should have gone to the Coliseum Here they come. What the...are they in tune? It sounds...what the hell is this? My little brother can play better than these guys. Hey you guys know any Van Halen tunes? Mmmm, women. Man this s**s Who's on Saturday Night Live tonight? There's nobody even here to pick up Do you have any quarters? There's a Pac-Man down the street. I'll play you best out of five I'm sorry if I don't appear to have too much to say tonight But that seems to be the way things work out sometimes There's not always some profound revelation For all of us to ponder while we slam our ways into each others' hearts Let's just say it's good to wear nice clothes And brush one's teeth I suppose Put Clearasil on one's nose And Dr Scholl's between our toes I'm OK you're OK I guess it's best that's all I say It's best that's all I say Tonight... Nothing else is new, the weather hasn't changed And I wish I could vote for all the political candidates this year There's so many honest, decent besides to choose from People are basically good, and believe me things are gonna get better Let's just say I'm happy to be back I hope I make you smile before you hit the sack Hope you don't gather too much sweat between your crack When I get to having my heart attack I'm OK you're OK I guess it's best that's all I say I guess it's best that's all I say Tonight... Let's just say it's good to wear nice clothes And brush one's teeth I suppose Put Clearasil on one's nose And Dr Scholl's between our toes I'm OK you're OK I guess it's best that's all I say That's all I say Tonight...