Angels on the sideline Puzzled and amused Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys Where there's one you're bound to divide it right in two Angels on the sideline Baffled and confused Father blessed them all with reason And this is what they choose? Monkey k**ing monkey k**ing monkey over pieces of the ground Silly monkeys Give them thumbs, they forge a blade And where there's one they're bound to divide it right in two Monkey k**ing monkey k**ing monkey over pieces of the ground Silly monkeys Give them thumbs, they make a club to beat their brother down How they've survived so misguided is a mystery Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here Cut and divide it all right in two Fight till they die over sun, over sky They fight till they die over sea, over air They fight till they die over blood, over love They fight till they die over words, polarizing Angels on the sideline again Benched along with patience and reason Angels on the sideline again Wondering where this tug of war will end Cut and divide it all right in two