Who’s the gooniest goon of them all? It’s Papa Goon Who might pop a goon And give you a wakeup call (x4) Beat got me feeling like an assassin I’m passing Legends on some kind of list For those wondering and asking Yes… Your sister did su*k my dick I can be a prick But I like being a nice guy I like sometimes hearing, “hey nice try” Sometimes I feel like getting Five Guys Over In N Out But if I’m slim and about The ways of a vegan Then I’m screaming Every time they say This chick wanna see if you down I might stay around I might leave early I’m surely morе girly Than a Russian dyke But if I was to gain a prize It wouldn’t be for bad drivе Mediocre pad thais Small dicks and slanty eyes I feel like, “yeahhh I’m doing all right" My kingdom going strong I got rough ryders on my side You’re crew doing it all wrong Too fixated on what comes with the dotted lines I can mesmerize I can dazzle I can spit some rhymes I can tackle Fate says I’m good for this sh*t The crown is mine I just wish I wasn’t so bored with this sh*t Throw up hands signs Might play you a soft medley Just don’t be out of line And make some stories up about how you met me I’m sexy My thirst traps Makes nuns touch themselves I once had God paint me a rainbow When I asked him for some kind of help