I woke up this morning and I gave myself head Pulled back the covers and stayed in bed I dreamed of a girl I used to know She could fist her own a**... She's a one girl show! Can't help find a new religion... Worship the bloodhose Now my child, begin the drinking... Open that what's closed I woke up this morning and I pissed myself Got my diaper off the shelf Yeah, don't you know I catch my own spray Save it up for another day... Now disciples submit fully... To the path you chose Open wide and greet your master... Worship the bloodhose... Bloodhose! Bloodhose!