Everyone knows that your girlfriends a who*e Cause she spreads her f**ing legs right open for ever motherf**er In town and says she's yours Now she's loaded again And we all now just how it ends Turn away you can tell She thinks of me when you f** her When did imply it? when I said it, when I said it, yeah Sometimes I like to sit and think Just why you put up with her sh** and I wonder Why Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, you'll never last Maybe it's because you've got a big fat a** Motherf**er So look away, cause I told you I was better than you And it's true, it's a shame that you never learnt to think things through So can you take it, you can't change it, rearrange it As the picture fades, with no fairy tale ending.