Zeke - Thanksgiving lyrics

[Hook: Z.E.K.E] The gang's all here Turkey and dressing just arrived Grandparents, still alive Mom and Dad, still alive Brothers and Sisters, on your side Cousins bringing family pride Thinking back to the Pilgrims and how they came from the other side Made ties with the Natives The real reason is buried alive along with those who died Whoever said it was about the food, they lied [Verse 1: Z.E.K.E] Lesson one on the holiday at hand Don't wanna bore them out their seats so feel free to stand Where shall I began, I mean begin? How about we start with the Motherland of Great Britain? The Queen and King wanted to govern everything, but some people weren't going for it, all of that tyranny So they decided to come to Ma**, across the sea Some people, the Pilgrims, believed that religion free This isn't in terms of a monetary policy, but the economics were in their odds and they sought the opportunity To start anew and end ties with Elizabeth Signed that Mayflower Compact with decent penmanship Slanted cursive like your's truly's man*script The Mayflower Compact was something like the first permission slip I see a hand up, what are your comments or questions? Hold on to them, I promise I'll answer right after the hook finishes [Hook: Z.E.K.E] [Verse 2: Z.E.K.E] They came to Plymouth and named a rock after it Or maybe this rock was the first rock they hit When they pulled out the shores, out the Atlantic Sea Ma**achusetts would soon be, one of the first colonies, you know out of thirteen The reason there are thirteen stripes, sound off the bagpipes No need to, we left those people back in the land of ice Land Ho!, I can only surmise what they shouted, when they stepped off the Mayflower That may have been a little crowded Why you looking so astounded? Don't tell me you forgotten about how this holiday was really founded See this isn't even the end of my proyecto Speaking of a native tongue, time to introduce Squanto One of the many Trail of Tears heritage, you know that long barefoot walk with a horse or carriage to the West But, I'm getting ahead of myself The Natives knew the land, so they shared their commonwealth, with the Pilgrims who were low on health Don't you see this holiday's about helping those who can't really help themselves! [Hook: Z.E.K.E] [Verse 3: Z.E.K.E] Now you can all go home, and tell your parents you just learned the real reason Of why y'all smashing on that good ole' turkey, seasoned, and that pile of mashed potatoes with gravy I'm surprised this hasn't been taught to any of y'all lately, or maybe, it just wasn't in the groceries that you bought But we have Google and Bing and it doesn't matter which you prefer You have all of the answers right on your computers And you're all tech savvy, I see plenty of you texting in my cla** Don't worry I know who you are, don't be surprised when you don't pa**, but aside from that, the delinquents in my cla** I really hope there is no more confusion about this holiday's past. I must say that it's been blast, cla**! But you're all a figment of my imagination I'm just daydreaming in my 8AM, Macroecon cla** [Hook: Z.E.K.E] x2 [Bridge: Z.E.K.E] (Thanksgiving)x2 Give Thanks On Thanksgiving