I knew a stupid prick He was a f**ing dick And he was looking for an easy way out He reached into his sh** Ploffered a rusty bit It was a razorblade / a rusty razorblade d**h by bloodloss / suicide razorblade And lying on the floor Just right outside the door He was about to take his very last breath The paramedics came yeah it was f**ing lame And he was waiting for the angel of d**h