Zebrahead - Deck The Halls (i Hate Christmas) lyrics

[Intro] Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) But theres one thing I'd like to say Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!) Its time for everybody to have a christmas party. Everyone but me I'll step outside Boycott your office party. No secret Santa for me. Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway. Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun. July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade. An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing). [Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping. Everyone but me I'll stay inside. No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me. And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow. I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one. A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day. An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) . [Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year [Rap] It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout. I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'. I knew that Santa would be comin' soon. On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen. I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen. And then he came down with his belly of jello. He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.' Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night. [Chorus] (now everyone - sing) Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it) [Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year