Zappa Frank - Dental Floss Tycoon lyrics

I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxin' it down In a little white box that I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well, I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else... but then, on the other hand I would Keep the wax N' melt it down Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes, I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mental-toss flycoon. I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I pluck all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway, Anyway I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well, I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night And then I'd Get a cuppa coffee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dental Floss Bush N' then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Yi-O-Ty-Yay) Movin' to Montana soon