[Verse 1] Once in a dream I was a candy machine And all of my friends I covered with chocolate ice cream And jelly beans [Hook 1] When I awoke, nobody spoke Everyone was frozen [Verse 2] I took them upstairs And put them in my Frigidaire Along with the dreams And things I keep in my Tupperware Then I went back downstairs [Hook 2] Thinking of when I would thaw out my friends I decided never [Verse 3] Now that I'm old And covered with mold I'm thinking of things Like frozen friends and jelly beans And the candy machine [Outro] La da da da Aren't you glad you're not my friend