Zachary Schomburg - Scary, No Scary lyrics

One night, when you return to your childhood home after a lifetime away, you'll find it abandoned. Its paint will be completely weathered. It will have a significant westward lean. There will be a hole in its roof that bats fly out of. The old man hunched over at the front door will be prepared to give you a tour, but first he'll ask Scary, or no scary? You should say No scary.