Zach Sherwin - Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! MARTIN LUTHER KING! VS! GANDHI! BEGIN! [Verse 1: Gandhi] You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this Slumdog sk**ionaire, first name Messiah Raps so hot I spit yoga fire Everything you preach, I said it first You should just jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse Leave your thoughts on the door like the real Martin Luther I'm not thinking you shall overcome this Junior [Verse 2: Martin Luther King Jr.] I'm the King of civil rights from the city to suburbia No shoes, no shirt, but I'm still gonna serve ya Make you swallow your words so you can break the fast Then thank God almighty, you can eat at last I admire the way you broke the British power But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower Like the H in your name, you ought to remain silent Flatten your style like bread, Naan-violence [Verse 3: Gandhi] You would know about bread, Dr.Birmingham sandwich Boycott those grits, sit in with some spinach With protests and women, the same advice goes Always stay away from the ho's [Verse 4: Martin Luther King Jr.] I've got so much street cred they write my name on the signs I'd ring you for tech support, but I got a no bell prize n***a, we got more beef than one of your sacred cows But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now [Verse 5: Gandhi] I am pa**ively resisting the fact that you s** I am celibate because I don't give a f** WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!