Zach Braff - Mark's Party lyrics

INT. GLEASON HOUSE – NIGHT TIME [Andrew makes his way to the kitchen and finds Mark and Dave.] MARK Holy sh**! ANDREW What's up? MARK How you doing, man? ANDREW How you doing, man? DAVE What's up? ANDREW Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. MARK Get this guy a beer. This guy does not wait for a beer. He's a movie star. Like, uh, Jersey's De Niro and sh**. DRUNK Largeman, man, what are you doing home? ANDREW I, uh... MARK Press junket. DRUNK That's phat, yo. f**, yeah! Serpico and sh**. "Attica!" MARK Shut the f** up, man. You like that? Like, uh, "press junket"? That's improv, b**h. You can use it. Right? Okay. Let me show you something. INT. GLEASON HOUSE GOLF ROOM JESSE Largeman! Oh, whoa! What's going on, man? How you been? JESSE Hey! ANDREW Jess. How are you, brother? How's it going, man? I haven't seen you in so long. I heard you're kicking a**. JESSE Oh, um, basically the man bought my silent Velcro patent. ANDREW What? JESSE I developed this little item. It's just like Velcro, but it doesn't make that…the Velcro noise. ANDREW So how much did they buy it for? JESSE A lot, man. ANDREW Wow. So wh-what are you doing with yourself? JESSE Um, nothing. Nothing. I've never been so bored in my whole life. Yeah. First month I went out. I bought a whole bunch of sh**. But, y...Nothing. [Andrew, Mark, and Jesse walk over and take a seat on the couch.] JESSE Someone got a joint for me? MARK Here you go. ANDREW Oh. No thanks, man. MARK Really? I thought you were a big movie star and sh**. ANDREW Nah. JESSE Well, then here. Eat this. [Hands Andrew an ecstasy pill.] Welcome home. ANDREW [Takes the pill.] I guess I'll see you guys later. DANA Should we play a game? KELLY Let's play "spin the bottle." ANDREW I'm not playing "spin the bottle." How old are we? Or more importantly, how old are they? JESSE Oh, they're all legal. I think. KELLY Well, we just ate all this f**ing "X," so what the hell else are we supposed to do? JESSE Girl has a point. KELLY f**ing right. UNKNOWN I'm in! [Zero 7's "In The Waiting Line" plays as he zone's out and everyone moves is a fast forward motion around him.] ALL [Music cuts. Right before he falls asleep, he comes back to reality.] Hey! Large! Large! JESSE Largeman, this is Dana. DANA Hi. ANDREW Hi. Who's up? [Sees the bottle is pointed by him.] [Dana walks over to Largeman, straddles him and kisses, him intimately.] ALL Whoo! JESSE This is gonna be a good night. [Music plays until the scene fades.]