Zac Brown Band - Big Fat b**h lyrics

[Verse 1] We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck And this lady about ran us off the road in a Cadillac She just kind of smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said, "Look at that Big, Fat b**h" So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went [Chorus] Big fat b**h She's a big old, big old, fat b**h She goes to Ryan's and they say, sh** This one's going to cost us She's a big old b**h She's a big old b**h [Verse 2] She sweats grits You can hide a pound of dope Under one of her tits [Chorus] [Verse 3] Who stole Christmas The Grinch Who stole the Twinkies Big fat b**h [Chorus] [Verse 4] Yeah, she had this Cajun friend Who had a pet alligator She ate that some b**h Like it was a green Now & Later Or a fried green da-mator You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush To masturbate her [Chorus] [Verse 5] When she was eight years old she had a Pogo stick that would say, "Hey Wanda" And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong" And now her Pogo stick says, "Holy f**ing sh**" And they go "Bount, bount" [Chorus] [Verse 6] She gargles and drools and spits And she makes all kinds of noise She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham In her corduroys [Chorus]