Z!PPO G∆NG - Funky Period lyrics

[Verse 1: Robson] Microphone check mica microphone checka, Robson the God and I'm about to wreck ya Listen close, cause I'm about to set it The Z!PPO G∆NG got half the uni pregnant Step to me and witness an MC Who doesn't give two f**s, about a Grammy Next on the mic is my man Hugsy He about to blast off, in one, two, three [Verse 2: Hugsy] Tesco, tesco, tesco, value vodka, Smoke good sh**, make a hit Illicit herbs in my pizza Cause I'm that super-frenchman so can f** friend ya, And if I took you on my spaceship can I falcon fist ya My friends call me Vegeta, yeah I got the dragon balls When I kamikameha, then you cumming cumming yeah Let me introduce you to the zippo gang I got my boy Davo, the funky armenian He's a backwards man, he likes it doggystyle Gets it on for a while, finishes you with the an*l And on my left Robson, the horny polish stud Smokes a bud, destresses to calm his hormones And if you're girl ain't up to be his cowgirl Then he'll go in deep and make the who*e moan Now on my right Candyman, yeah he buffer than bane If you s** his lollipop, he'll make you taste the sugarcane Done with the intro, we keep our vibe retro We be the three musketeers at your all-girl party So if you got your periods, then we'll get our swords bloody, Point. Blank Period [Verse 3: Robson] My beats make the panties drop and records flop, I flow like the Nile, but I do it non-stop You won't find this album in any record shop Labels know we'd spend the whole profit on rocks The Candy Man stole our stash of pot Now he's in the Bahamas, hoes rubbing his co*k Hugsy booked the flight we'll see him there Don't like our music I suggest you grow a pair Within a few months we'll be everywhere Cause the Z!PPO phenomenon is something rare Like two dykes on a polar bear [Candy Man] *laughs*