Yung Turd - Coolin' lyrics

I f**ed a thousand mothaf**as You think I'm scared of you? So many shoes So many f**ing sungla**es on I got like I got like seven pairs of sungla**es on my face In case that sun hits my eyes, b**h, I'm protected Your b**h stay looking at me b**h, what you looking at? Because my sungla**es black And my main b**h black I got them f**ing things on my feet What they call them shoes Got them Jordans in my closet And them hoes up in my booze I'm drinkin' whiskey sours With that f**ing Jägermeister, hoe Because I'm way too drunk And I'm finna do my first show Ninth grade looking like a mo'f**in boss Ninth grade I'm looking like a mo'f**in boss Got them hoes on my jaw Like a motherf**ing boss Michael Jordan on these hoes Straight baliin' like a Michael Jordan Hoes wanna f** me 'cause I look so trill And my dad wanna f** me 'cause I look straight trill Got them chains on my neck f**in' rings on my fingers And your b**h looking at me 'Cause I look straight dimples Got them dimples when I'm smiling So I know your b**h be (?) Open books But I ain't read 'em (???) And I know them jackets on my back I'm looking straight fresh Like I'm Steven Hawking, b**h And you know that I ain't depressed 'Cause I got 75 hoes in my f**ing call-on Callin' all of them hoes Like I'm f**ing (?) Imma blast on Blunt full of good f**ing hydro Dip that sh** in the lean f**ing what you know 'bout that Lookin' fresh as a mo'f**ing ninth grader Looking fresh as a motherf**ing ninth grader f**in' b**h f** you b**h I'm a f**ing ninth grader Hoodrich, mothaf**a And I'm smokin' and I'm drinkin' (x2) 'Give a f** 'bout what you thinking, b**h And I'm smokin' and I'm drinkin' 'Give a f** 'bout what you talkin' 'bout I'm f**in' drunk as f** I'm in ninth grade, mo'f**ing' ninth grade See me at the bus stop, looking hard as f** In ninth grade b**h I got my backpack My shoe's tied f** you Imma do my sh** And you can s** my f**ing a**, b**h 'Cause you're no good or better than anyone else