Yung Sizzle - Cockholderz lyrics

[Verse 1: Yung Sizzle] I'm getting s**ed by this b**h that's looking like Professor X She's a wild thing, according to this Pokedex Almost made me wreck on the way down to Sonic FedExed her off the freeway, finished in a sock with chronic Leaves in the colors of the SuperSonics Bump The Delfonics, whip going super-sonic Got the super-sized burrito, asked for the "Sizzle Special" She didn't get the lingo, told her, "cheesesticks and her throat" Then I gave her a** a medal Told her, "b**h, you are the GOAT" Then I took her back home Farted on her pillow, gave the ho some pink eye This Hobbit b**h small hands make a n***a out a chink guy Put my fist in her sphincter, she's now a character in theater Put my web in her like Peter Parker Now I'll park my co*k up in this daughter's mother Granny, auntie, sister, nannny I don't give a f** who's co*k-holding me I'm bagging p**y like some groceries I'll hump that b**h's teddy too if I'm horny enough I'm a mammoth cause my pants started growing a tusk Have this b**h braid my pubes while I'm smoking a blunt Put it out on her bu*t One hand on my dick, other one on a ramen cup She slurps both till she's stuffed She'll never get a n***a cuffed Like a P5 trailer Listen to these words that I'm about to tell ya Everybody's got one thing in common when they're older: At some point in time, they were a co*k-holder [Verse 2: Lil Smegma] Oh, these old b**hes? About to throw them away With a big dick, wild p**y just like 'noke Yeah, your b**h a princess but she's so strange Only f**ed her once and she's addicted like Rogaine Uh, I sell accessories and propane Shotgun to the head, leave you dead like Cobain Yeah, just know your mom's my co*k-holder Running to my dick like she's a f**ing lost soldier Uh, dick like a f**ing zweihander Balls like Biggie Smalls large as f**ing eight pandas When I f** a b**h, it's like a stanza So n***as sing anthems, I rather chill with my n***a Ansem Sell your mom for f**ing ransom Got your sister in my room with no f**ing pants on, n***a Yeah, sitting here smoking doobies With Sizzle in the back playing Kingdom Hearts Twoee Shoutouts to my n***a Ryan, buying grams with toonies Trying to get some booty, so I can eat that sh** like f**ing poutine This verse is hard as f**ing Bruce Lee Got b**hes trying to screw me While haters f**ing boo me Yo, can you please excuse me? Uh, the flows just roll through me