YTCracker - The legend lyrics

It was a California August in '82 When my mother gave birth to the Spamtec crew Thirteen years later had me looking at Linux Programming made me stronger like Popeye to spinach Now, people know that a DG carry weapons But if that weapon is a NES, you stepping? We finished Contra with only one life Finished Metal Gear 2 using only a knife Right - People might think that we're fronting Then they see all the noobs online that I'm punting My rhymes flow just like my code Even though my source is owned by SCO What about my endian? I keep it low See me on GunBound? Call me pro I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro This is a PSA, boy: The More You Know [Hook] I'm a legend everywhere that I go, every distro Every Craigslist ho pumping they fist, yo Can't get enough of ytcracker's jams and they Can't get enough of ytcracker's spam X2 I said my hearts wide open- goatse- And my Window's min(h) like Ho Chi I'm just another nerd but I rap about it sh** talk on the net then I laugh about it I've been caught slipping like the Star Wars kid When I'm on eBay sniping a bid Catch me on a webcam like numa numa See me at the club and I'm rocking Puma Another net legend, if ya see me yodel Spit a little something that's anecdotal: Tell me bout the time that eBaumsworld Stole your chop like I stole your girl Catch me on genmay not Something Awful; Lowtax would ban me, rofl rofl I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro This is a PSA, boy: The More You Know [Hook] x2