YTCracker - Spammer Court lyrics

This that whitey cracker baby and ima tell you a tale About a court in virginia where you go if you mail Dont matter where you from or what you sell They will getcha boy im talking bout aol They subpoenaed my number one beaner - nothing greener Dankcash boy you know what im talking about Theres a couple more things thatll get ya caught up With these lawyers out east that dont give a f** If ya work for aol and ya sellin name lists Your bu*t will go to jail like a f**ing rapist I know some cats down south that straight get rich Offa selling accounts yea aka phish I know this spam game and i know the spam science And the mails get filtered if ur can-spam compliant So ill tell the judge have mercy on me Even though im running game like jackie joyner kersee They call us criminals cuz we advertise They wanna lock us up and it ain't no surprise Cuz for every blue pill that we sold Another nigerian robbed an old lady cold The saga unfold And thats a mailers life and the courts are swift They always hate the spammers if u catch my drift So from me to you this is a docket of truth The courts more nutty than a baby ruth Approach the bench he says Do you know why youre here young man? You mailing outta proxies bullet proof from japan Upstream in china did you think we wouldn't find ya? We told your sponsor get his name or give us cash And they didn't spend a second protecting your a** They told us Your name your address your number Your ssn and the maiden name of your mother Now tell me brother Whered you find the muscle to push these pills And all the mortgages and debt consolidation bills If you rat out your comrades will cut you a break Well give you a year instead of givin you eight I told em f** you your honor with all due respect But im not ratting out my buddies just to save my own neck We mail for a living we ain't hurtin nobody But if mailing is a crime than im the games john gotti They call us criminals cuz we advertise They wanna lock us up and it ain't no surprise Cuz for every blue pill that we sold Another nigerian robbed an old lady cold The saga unfold And thats a mailers life and the courts are swift They always hate the spammers if u catch my drift So from me to you this is a docket of truth The courts more nutty than a baby ruth