YTCracker - 911 AM (Rudy Giuliani) lyrics

Lyrics by MC Lars, YTCracker and Doctor Popular Music by Doctor Popular Intro: 9-11-01 news report audio Doctor Popular: This is not a bomb it's a bike, I can ride it where I like Ride it late at night, everything's all right It's alright if you thought that tire would explode But at 80 PSI, the chances would be low Thought it was a bomb, discovered you were wrong Decided to carry on, out of fear That's what I hear When cops lock innocents up for a year MC Lars: This is not a bomb it's a mic I can rock it when I like Rip it late at night everything's alright It's alright if you thought that my record would explode 105 bpm the chance would be low Knew it was the bomb, k**ed it all night long Decided to carry on, make it / make it clear At least that's what you hear I crash lyrics into buildings 9-11 every year Is it in good taste? Well that's still unclear Chours: 9-11, 9-11 9-11, 9-11 9-11, Giuliani! 9-11 Doctor Popular: This is not a bomb it's a shirt, but I could see how Blinky LEDs and batteries could seem scary On the Inside is some circuitry I made it myself but don't get mad at me Look, I'm not trying to be a pain I'm just picking up my friend from the luggage claim And now they've took down my social, birthdate and name Cops got me locked up, got me detained YTCracker: This is not a bomb its an iphone I put it in my pocket right when i left home This little thing? not a bomb either It's an ipod and these are the speakers No i didn't hide a dirty bomb in my sneakers That powder isn't meth 'cause I'm not a tweaker This is not a bomb it's a tube of toothpaste But I'll throw it out and let it go to waste I gotta pitch the water? but I'm so thirsty! Can i take a sip and then put it in her purse please? Put in my backpack? don't give me flak My eyes aren't shifty do i look like a maniac? That's not a bomb that's my underwear And i don't want a bomb so close to down there And yea that's my weiner thanks for the pat down I guess i'll have to board the plane in a clear nightgown