Well, now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl Yeah, they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl I'm known for ... fellow's always takin' other folks's girls Yeah, they often call me Speedo 'cause I don't believe in wastin' time Yeah, they often call me Speedo ‘cause I don't believe in wastin' time Well, I've known some pretty women and I've caused them to change their mind Some they call me Moe and some they call me Joe But just remember Speedo, he don't never take it slow Now they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl Yeah, they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl Well, I've known for ... other folks's girls Alright Some they call me Moe and some they call me Joe But just remember Speedo, he don't never take it slow And they often call me Speedo 'cause I don't believe in wastin' time And they often call me Speedo 'cause I don't believe in wastin' time