Yea I was way too skinny back I high school Hung out with the 'smart' clique - they labeled me as 'uncool.' Looking back now, its really not a loss Cuz someday down the road my friend will be your boss For some, rap is life. for me its just an outlet Told my sh** s**ed, and laughed at from the outset At this point, I don't care. I smile -- laugh it off Soon I'll have you by the balls "please turn your head and cough." Call me Ron Burgundy cuz now 'I'm a big deal' Always known back in the day as the 'third wheel.' No one really liked me. Is it cuz I'm a muggle? Now there's girls left and right asking me to cuddle... It's funny how things change ever-so rapidly Now I love life after living it so vapidly Yes I said vapid. That was in the word bank Cliques so smart you could call us a 'think tank.' Maybe I'm a nerd. Or maybe you're just jealous Met your mom yesterday, she's a tad overzealous Skinny little b**h, call me Topher Grace Or am I that gay guy from Will and Grace? No one really knew me - they just threw on some labels I didn't acknowledge them, because that enables Back then I had the girl and I ran the school Dropped out of football because I wasn't cool Short, skinny nerd with gla**es... It's funny how I've changed since my honors cla**es... Tall, dark, and handsome, yeah I've got it all Now why the hell won't Emma give me a call? I'm her biggest fan - I wrote her a** a letter If only she could see me, I know that I could get her Got a nice little musical interlude like the cool rappers do... Ha, I wish I knew what it took to be popular back in the day But I wasn't into d** and s**ual things not me no way But now things have changed It's more about the person and not the things that they do - Checklist rearranged See a different version without taking my eyes off you People grew up and out - that's the way it goes Used to bump tunes alone, now I'm seeing shows Maybe one day you'll see me center-stage - Doing things expected of people that are twice my age Think about it: Everything we do is just a means to an end So once I grew up, I didn't need the most friends The ones I have are great. They're my brothers for life They've felt the pain I've gone through. The struggle and strife I guess what I'm saying is that "popular" is just a word Something every little kid I'm sure would have preferred But rest a**ured, you will be alright You've got a tight circle 'round you to keep you upright So don't hang your head if you aren't the one that the girls like Cuz once you get older you'll make a comeback just like Mike They can never take from you your style or cla** But they'll sure as hell try, so out of pity I will raise a gla**...