Young Fresh Fellows - Hank, Karen & Elvis lyrics

Hank! They say he stole all he knew from a black man who Spent his life on a corner shining white man's shoes And he only wore that cowboy hat because he was bald So drunk and ornery he ended up with no friends at all Everyone who was there has got to write about it They know something bad they got to scream and shout it The King of country music pissing in his pants again I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then Karen! They say she had the most beautiful voice But I'd take Wanda or Sandy if I had my choice And she could play the drums and even while wearing a dress But Hal Blaine would take over when they needed the best Everyone who was there has got to write about it They know something bad they got to scream and shout it She starved herself to d**h with no brother to stop her But he helps remeber her now through a special TV offer Elvis! That TV blew up when he leveled his gun And he wasn't gobbling down piles of pills just for fun And all that kinky s** with those would-be queens Can't wait to see the film shot in between the scenes Secretary, wife and critic all scrambled to tell They know something bad and they got something to sell The King of rock 'n' roll buried in Eskimo Pies But what he did's still the same and you know everyone dies