[Intro] Hey, guys! Hahahaha! I'm gonna' sing you a song for my birthday Another year of pain and tears Been living for a sad sixteen years And all I do is fail and cry No longer will I have to try To do good in school, shave correctly Act all fair, 'cause I don't really care Murder my cat, do my laundry Wash my hair, 'cause I don't really care I just don't really care Only a few more years...