Ooh, what a fool was I (what a fool was I) To ever let you out of my sight What a fool was I (what a fool was I) Making my sweetie pie cry Wah wah wah Wah wah wah What a fool was I (what a fool was I) To think you wouldn't pa** me by What a fool was I (what a fool was I) Scratching you and pinching your thigh I'm a poltergeist