[Verse 1: Sips] You're a big girl Cause you've eaten too much And your pants don't fit around your waist You just eat pie always really hungry You just eat pie always really hungry You're a big girl And its gone too far But you can't get enough of that sugary taste Like a burger and fries you're going supersize Straight to your thighs [Chorus 1: Sips et al.] And you eat And you eat All day long Piles of twinkies and ding-dongs Double cheesecake and chocolate flakes You can eat a footlong Take it down in one And still have room for popcorn cause [Verse 2: Sips] You're a big girl (big girl) And you've gotten too fat Ate a double cheeseburger on the way (big girl) You just eat pie always really hungry You just eat pie always really hungry You're a big girl (big girl) Eaten way too much And it makes you feel worse everyday (big girl) Life would be better if you could just be thin Could just be thin [Verse 2: Sips et al.] But that's wrong You're amazing Here at Sips Co (here at Sips Co) We think you're beautiful as you are Just so you know Lunch is sloppy joes Yeah big girls like you are needed all year round Working at Sips Co [Refrain: Yogscast] Sjin: Oh you're a big girl (big girl) But we love you so much We give out free pa**es to the cafe (big girl) You can eat pie on the Sips Co money You can eat pie on the Sips Co money Duncan: You're a big girl (big girl) Help yourself to ice cream Cause we've got to keep you in shape Lewis: Hey honey, have you seen these great waffles Hannah: Say honey, have a sip of this milkshake Simon: Say honey, have you got room for pizza? Sips: It's all for free Oh yeah, Sips Co money You're big So so very big But it doesn't even matter