[Intro: Jools Holland] We're now honoured indeed to have a very special exclusive For the first time on British television, please welcome Thom Yorke Plan B [Verse 1: Plan B] Today I'm pissed off with you 'cause you've been acting childish T When the f** are you gunna grow up man and stop having these fights with me? Deep down I know we're cool but sometimes I wonder Would I really give a f** if you were six feet under I look at you as a friend but when it comes down to it it's blatant Me and you ain't tight like the way you are with Jason And you don't listen to me like the way you listen to him That makes me think that you don't respect me that's how The dissin' begins Every time we meet we're at each others throats like a couple of b**hes I hate the way you try and go on like a thug? that's some thick sh** I know one day you'll sort yourself out 'cause you ain't stupid I just hope that that day ain't that far away 'Cause my life's moving at a fast rate picking up pace heading Towards the right place I don't wanna leave you behind but I can feel my heart change 'Cause as everyday goes by I start to realise who my friends are If you're one of them, prove it, fix up [Hook] Couldn't get along today, nah we couldn't get along today Couldn't get along today Couldn't get along today I'll have to call you back later [Verse 2: Plan B] Once again my friend you managed to rattle someone's cage But for once it ain't mine Yo, this time its Dave's f** me I thought we were bad But you and him are worse Falling out over petty sh** Like women, weed and birds Talking about how if you never saw each other again It would be too soon I can't really talk though Cos sometimes I feel that way too I'm just glad that me and you have sorted out our differences Now we can finally be on the level as you like to put it just settled So how's your life man Lately you seem really down What's it like living on that council estate in south? I know you got that big f** off dog to protect you But that ain't your manor man What's wrong with your head dude? The way you go on blud You need to be careful Ay don't give me that sh** bout it's all cool, just be careful Look I gotta go when you're in the ends next make sure you check me Alright blud cool, see you next week [Hook] Couldn't get along today, nah we couldn't get along today Couldn't get along today Couldn't get along today I'll have to call you back later [Verse 3: Plan B] Today I'm f**ing distraught I'm beside myself I can't stop crying man Neither can no one else Cos today I got a call from Greg And the first thing he said Was hey B you're not gunna believe this man but Tony's dead And at first I didn't Then I heard the tone in his voice And I knew he was serious So I didn't have a choice And suddenly it hit me And I went silent lost for words As I listened to him describe how you died I felt this surge of overwhelming sadness Those f**ing ba*tards why they have to k** you man its madness I keep picturing your face It's the first time I've seen it scared As I imagine you dropping from the balcony and falling through the air I don't know whether you fell trying to escape Or whether you was pushed off But whatever they did it was enough to get you more than shook up All I know is they turned up at your flat whilst you were sleepin' And seriously intended on giving you a beating That b**h you lived with must have had something to do with it as well She wanted you out of her yard Why the f** else Would that dog of yours be locked in another room I find it far too convenient That slag must'a knew That they was coming to do you something bad I can't take this its driving me mad I just can't believe you're gone I never felt this sad I f**in' love you man [Hook] Couldn't get along today, nah we couldn't get along today Couldn't get along today Couldn't get along today I'll have to call you back later [Verse 4: Plan B] Now that you're gone nothing will ever be the same Your d**h was a tragedy in every kind of way I can't comprehend all the time we wasted on Being angry at each other instead of just getting along It's wrong and it reminds me of how you left it last with Dave Cos when you died we didn't see his arse for days And those days turned to months and now those months have turned to years Four to be exact cos still were holding back the tears I said we haven't seen Dave for years But we have except it ain't really him Cos the David we knew would never take crack or h**n It hit him hard just like it did with jay You and him were like brothers and in his heart lies and empty space Cos you'll never be replaced And we all feel the same All we have is love and respect when someone mentions your name So know this just before I hang up the line for the last time We love you and you're forever on our minds