Yo La Tengo - High School Shop Cla** Constructs Bicycle Built For 26 lyrics

Things got a little out of hand In their high school metal shop They constructed a bicycle built for two Then decided they wouldn't stop They welded together a number of bikes So everyone had his own seat After months of planning and welding and building The project was finally complete It had dozens and dozens of pedals And plenty of headlights and bells The frame and all the fenders Were painted in pretty pastels But it can't be removed from the cla**room The doorway is not very wide And instead of the bikes lining up in a row They connected them all side by side