Well, the rainman comes with his magic wand And the judge says, "Mona can't have no bond" And the walls collide, Mona cries And the rainman leaves in the wolfman's disguise I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours Well, the undertaker in his midnight suit Turns to the mad man, "Ain't you cute" Well, the mad man he jumps up on the shelf And he says, "You ain't so bad yourself" I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours Well, jumpin' Judy can't get no higher She got bullets in her eyes and then they fire Rasputin, he's so dignified He touched the back of her head and he died Well, I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours Well, Phaedra with her looking gla** Which she lays upon the gra** She gets all messed up, she faints That's 'cause she's so obvious and you ain't I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your man I wanna be your lover, baby I don't wanna be hers, I wanna be yours I wanna be yours