Yelawolf - New Kid lyrics
They have the biggest testicles relative to body size of any male on the planet [Hook: Prof] b**h I got money! And I'm so good lookin' You could learn something from me! You're old, I'm new [Verse 1: Prof] Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice Poof, Prof'll rock the party till your teeth are loose I'm gorgeous, roll with Chuck Norris' Fourty-five houses, thirty-three mortgages My boats got boats with jet ski's Three f**in' chef's and a Wayne Gretzky' Sunrise, I'm f**in' in the gondola Friends: Pheobe, Rachel, Monica Bravo, finally made it to a dick head Shot eighty-nine times, and I ain't even rich yet Holy sh**, nice Bet my pandora station plays Vanilla Ice Yippee ki yay, your boy is a Kaiser Everywhere I go I'm sh**tin' on 'em, diapers Icky, I gotcha rethinking about who the best is I'm outta my mind, please leave a message [Hook] [Verse 2: Prof] Uh, undeniably the baddest I ain't worried long as I know where you dad is Uah, Where your cousin at baby? Roll around the family reunion all crazy Meanwhile I got me fishing for a musket Baby, busty, gotta big booty My sidekick is a moose knuckle If I had a weakness, it'd be I'm too humble Be bumble, easily see hundos Cheese the weeze, the cheese could buy three condos f** it, I'm the new Kirby Puckett Got the state of my back the topic of discussion Dick, game, Waka Flocka flame When I'm done with them girls they take the walk of fame Every single verse hot, your boy don't miss b**h don't front, this whole song is the sh** [Hook] [Verse 3: Yelawolf] Catfish Billy, I'm coo coo for Coco Eat a crackers then I spit back a hobo the rollo Eat rappers like wrappers wrapped around packs of no dough Yeah the plastic too, twelves and forty-fives playin' slow-mo Takin' acid watchin' your mama bounce around my show With all the friends that she met makin' p**no f** with me I'm put your 2-year-old in a sleeper choke hold Record you cryin' and let the engineer leak the vocal Don't try to play me out, you can't play with my yo-yo I walk the dog, Waka Flocka sheep in SoHo I shoulda said I heard, but I heard a sheep is so old Dictionary schmictionary, what the f** do you know? Go ahead and group those Sudo can find the loop holes I pop off the cake when you break it just to say, "Yeah I know." Ruin your day like a Polish prayin' upon your new clothes And a bu*ter fresh motherf**er just called me bu*ter fluke-oh So tighten your belt, and thin up on your suko Cause I'm makin' the numbers now, three three's in a row Hennessey of trees, I'ma leave, but I'm relieved it just won't go Getting blow jobs from an F5 in a tornado Yeah, blow me down booties, no h*mo I pop eyes like chicken thighs, no gumbo So order me up a bucket, f** it, with an extra biscuit in it Then we gonna give it to a heart attack clinic (Catch me in the chevy bumpin' Yelawolf and Prof they throw a rocket) You're old, I'm new