XXYYXX - Bino$ vs. Bree$ lyrics

[Trinidad + Unnamed Female] Real n***a sh** [Trinidad Playing Character of Unnammed Male] f**, ain't sh** on the f**ing TV, my momma would call me right now [Female Later Referred to as "Keisha"] Who you on the phone with? [M] Uh, my mama. Who else? [F] Oh, alright. Baby, can you fix the roof in the back? (Baby can you fix the roof, the roof) [M] Hey man, come on with all that sh**, man. I ain't no god damn "Rico the Roof Man," alright? (Baby, can you fix the roof, baby?) [F] Tch, ooh, well excuse me then! [M] Yeah, you're excused, yeah, I know, uh-huh (TWO DAYS LATER) [F] Hey, baby. Can you come help me in the kitchen real quick? I think there's something wrong with the f**in' sink [M] Hey, man. I do not have on a shirt that says "Solomon the f**ing Sink Man. I don't. I mean, come on now. The f** [F] Damn, babe. Alright... (ONE WEEK LATER) [M] Well, damn, this motherf**ing place look crazy as hell. Anyways, man [F] Baby, can you move them dishes off the table before you sit down? ...awwh, f**... [M] Man, come on with that sh**, man! (Oh, nevermind, nevermind...) Hell you talking about "nevermind"?! Always asking me to do something, f** I look like, man? Motherf**ing Danny the Dish Man, ain't playing with yo a**, n***a! f** you thought this was? f** outta here. Motherf**ing dishes, f** these dishes! [F] Man, what is his problem now? I know he know I like him, right? Yeah, he gotta know that. Like, I don't have to deal with this... I mean, to be honest, I'm not dealing with this. I'm just not dealing with this! (THE FOLLOWING WEEK) [M] Oh, sh**! God damn! That girl done cleaned the motherf**er up. Damn. Hm *knocks* Keysha? Keysha? (Here I come) Let me talk to you right quick What's up, Keysha? What's going on? The place look good, what's up? [F] What's up? [M] I mean I'm just sayin', I mean... What you mean, "What's up?" I mean, damn! How did the place get fixed up, you know what I'm sayin'? Like damn, we ain't talked in like a week I'm just saying, I mean, what's up...? Since we "What's up?"-ing and sh** [F] Oh, well, the neighbor did it [M] What the f** you mean the -- the neighbor did -- Hey, man, hey, I don't know what the f** you got going on, whatchu... What did he charge? What did he charge? What the f** did he charge? [F] I mean, he didn't charge us anything. He told me, either I can bake him a cake, or I can have s** with him [M] *smack* What the f**!? Aw, sh**, baby... baby, you gotta get up. Baby, aw, man, you gotta stop crying, man, I hate it when you cry and sh**. Look, look, baby, baby, baby, I don't even -- I don't even know what to say. What do you want me to -- What do you want me to say?!? What kind of cake did you make him?! What kind of cake did you make him? [F] A cake, eh? Well, unfortunately, my name is not Carrie the Cake Maker