V1 Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world, Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy--, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies, Hansel and Gretel were wiser than you--, They dropped their crumbs and knew what to do, Chorus Oh Candy Cane man you evil little ba*tard, You trick the lovely girls so you can be master You play your games-- a sweet for a kiss, But I think your candy tastes of piss, V2 They say he has a smile made of sugar--, His heart made of chocolate liqueur, He makes their teeth black and works on weaknesses, Transforms their confidence into meekness, May I, May I, have some more?-- they chew and chew until they're sore, Oh Candy Cane Man in his black little suit, He makes his aim and then he shoots, Chorus ( x2) Oh Candy Cane man you evil little ba*tard--, You trick the lovely girls so you can be master-- You play your games a sweet for a kiss, But I think your candy tastes of piss, Ending (Spoken) Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world, Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies,