I know it's dumb to say That you are on my mind I know it's stupid to dream That you might think of me as a man I can loose my own tie knot I can bu*ton up my own pants I can buy my own cigarettes I can pluck my own mustache I read it's lame to wish That you won't walk out on me But I'm not embara**ed to sing Plainly the words love and your name I can pay all my own bills (debts) I can unroll (rip off) my own tights I can untuck all I have to untuck (I can humiliate myself to your face) I can weep through my own midnights