X - Sushi Station lyrics

[Intro: Buk Lau] Welcome to Sushi Station, sir Would you like the Canine Fried Rice? (Sure I do!) Or the Sushi Roll? (Yeah!) Or the Big co*k? (Hell Yeah!) Or the Tampon Teaaaaaaaa? (Yeah Big Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy) [Hook] What you need What-what you need I got what you need What-what you need here What you need What-what you need I got what you need Taking off, b**h! (Where'd you find this?) [Verse 1] I found this mixtape right beside a dumpster I heard a bit, ripped the sh** and then I bought another I don't take this sh** seriously unlike some others And my dick so small, that's why I drive a Hummer Your sh** not so hot not now, is it? No summer Make you hide and seek champion, like Osama Run up to your hood cause you black, like Obama And make you beg for peace now, Dalai Lama b**h! Call my gun Scratchy, I swear it has a f**ing Itch You hike for your p**y, I put my thumb up and I f**ing hitch Your mom turn me on, like my dick had a f**ing switch I'm #1 a**hole, like my name is f**ing Mitch [Bridge] Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay Oh, look, a customer! Welcome to Sushi Station, sir! [Hook] What you need What-what you need I got what you need What-what you need here What you need What-what you need I got what you need Going back in! [Bridge] X: No you're not BL: Who the f** interrupt me? Who the f** are you? X: Uhh, b**hes call me X BL: Okay then X, where are your b**hes? [Silence] X: Okay, first off [Verse 2: X] I don't worship wolves or Tylers or Taylors I don't like f*ggots, spit your sh** to f**ing sailors Shout out to my sister for abusing that inhaler And my white game is so trash, trailer I got a big jerkface, shout to Joey Taylor Looks good with my suit bro, yeah I got a tailor I heard you're moving big yo, well see you later Send a postcard to Kyle and his white b**h, Kaylor (What?) Wait, was it Kailee? (b**h, buy my CD) What you gonna do, shake me? (Yeah, like Haiti) That was really insensitive... (Okay you're right, maybe) b**h I got that lemon juice Hailey [Bridge] (Take 'em on home!) X: Okay BL: Okay! X: Okay BL: Okay! ?: Okay... BL: Okay! End of the song, shut the f** up! X: [Laughs] Okay, uhh, this is not a diss. If you didn't get that already you're a f**ing retard, and uhh yeah that's about it. Let the music fade out now... f**ing fade out... THE fu*k ARE YOU DOING? GOD