Well it's a dirty job but someones gotta do it So open up your a** so I can look into it 'Cause you never know what you're gonna find When you ram your fist up a person's behind Cavity Search on the side of the road I'm almost positive I'm breaking the code But I'm the one who's in control It's my job to search your hole With a rubber glove pulled on my fist I search your every orifice Probing you with icy tools I search for d** and stir your stools Cavity Search on the side of the road I'm almost positive I'm breaking the code But I am here to protect the souls Of the people who pay me to look up prisoner's holes So drop 'em Spread 'em wide This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me It's a dirty job but I'm the one to do it So open up your a** so I can look into it 'Cause I never know what I'm gonna find When I ram my fist up your behind Cavity search on the side of the road I know damn well that I'm breaking the code But I am here to protect the souls Of the people who pay me to look up your hole