[Verse 1] I keep having conversations with my friends Predicting how we think the world is gonna end In nuclear warfare, fires, floods, or aliens Such enlightening conversations with my friends [Verse 2] I keep having intellectual tête-à-têtes About the current state of affairs here in the West We cure poverty for brunch, over dinner solving famine Such constructive conversations with my friends [Verse 3] I keep having conversations with myself Because I'm not friends with anybody else I'd like to think I'm independent but I'm just fu*king lonely It might be time for me to get some help [Verse 4] I keep having conversations with my friends Or maybe they're just the voices in my head I'm not crazy, you're crazy, you're fu*king crazy I keep having conversations with my friends