Wyclef Jean - Chinese Restaurant Skit lyrics

Customer: Yo, let's go to this next Chinese-m**m joint. We could get some shrimp fried rice and [make Salah] at the same time Customer: Aight, cool Restaurant Guy: (Humming) (Sings) You are not alone ... Customer: Ey yo, Ey yo Chang Wang, what's up Restaurant Guy: I'll be right out. Right. Wait. One second. Okay, then. Fine. Your order Customer: Lemme get, um, lemme get two of them beef fried rices over there. Lemme get a half a chicken wing. Don't put that little retarded leg in it -- Restaurant Guy: -- Right -- Customer: -- just cut that off. Don't put no onion in my white rice Customer: Yo yo yo. I need four chicken wings fried hard Restaurant Guy: What's this? Hold on? What's this? The two of you? At once? Okay, then. You want beef Customer: No no no, we want beef to eat. We got no beef Customer: I want four chicken wings fried hard, n***a, what the f** is you talking 'bout Restaurant Guy: All right. I'll kick your monkey a**es my f**ing self Customer: Whoa whoa, what are you coming over the counter for? Restaurant Guy: You think I open a restaurant in the middle of the hood and don't know what's going on? I f**ing represent Customer: I'll f** you the f** up Restaurant Guy: I will avenge my brothers by representing and whooping your a**es, word is bond Customer: This ain't Channel 5, n***a, somebody gonna die Restaurant Guy: Okay, then. I will show you Flying Fist of Judah. Customer: You ain't gonna show me sh** Restaurant Guy: That's right Customer: I'll show you these nuts Restaurant Guy: You and you Customer: Straight from Mortal Kombat Restaurant Guy: You're just talking. Obviously the two of you are just b**h-a** n******gs Customer: n***a, well then do something, you talking all your bullsh** Customer: So what's up, so what's up? Restaurant Guy: All right. This is a Chinese restaurant, but like Burger King, have it your way. (Punching noises) Customer: Ah! This n***a here ...