WREX MASON - TV Rots Your Brains lyrics

Intro: Welcome back everyone Have we got a treat for you today? Tequila Verse: Turn on your TV, whatcha gonna see? A bunch of twigs rocking Dungarees That's supposed to be "hugging your curves" Ads for prescriptions talkin' bout "Side effects include d**h" Kids put in jail for puffing the herb Scared Straight programs, celebrity Pro-Ams I'm glued to the tube, don't be rude, you can pry the remote From my cold hands when I enter the Dead Zone Jason Bourne whippin' a** because of Treadstone & Blackbriar And now I know I could probably get some loot If I filed a suit against my ex over a flat tire And if a girl ain't down for the D Or 110 pounds to the T, then I should chastise her Call her a b**h, but she's used to the sh** It doubles as a complement on the drama show, Catfighters Quagmire, BET Rap Cypher Nelly flexin' with a black card and a** swiper "Tip Drill, you just a Tip Drill" Happy with yourself? Get real. Get some Clearasil for that pizza face Expensive stones & cheap cologne will get you TnA I got the slow-mo for that a**, just in case you didn't See the play the first time You were probably too busy getting that sh** that I told you to get L'oreal or you won't get no dick Beer and a car from Tokyo Drift Celebs walking down the street, holding hands. Man, would you get a load of this sh**? Fellow humans trying to blow us to bits But f** it, nothing's more important than this... Outro