Only crazy people Fall in love with me They come from all over To be with me Bank robbers and k**ers Drunks and drug dealers Only crazy people Fall in love with me He came from Carolina On a west-bound freight train He didn't have no ticket But he got here the same He left me a reminder With nine months to go That's why I k**ed his wife And wrecked up his home He fled Mississippi With me at his side A trunk full of money And no place to hide Well he loved his whiskey And his fist loved my face So I buried that man And they won't find a trace