Worth Wagers - DMV lyrics

I met her at the DMV She drove straight into me I took a bite out of The steering wheel for love I must admit I came to a halt That's when I got hit It wasn't her fault Crash Crash Crash Her upper eyelash Came down on her lower The truck came to tow her away I met her at the DMV Where I failed miserably She must have seen the fenders bend 'Cause she had her eye on my rear end The instructor was miffed As he filled out the form But oh what a gift I felt fuzzy and warm As they towed my Dodge To the same garage She smelled like gasoline I said 'where have you been' And in a quiet sort of panic I grabbed the mechanic And begged him to take his time An hour or ten We just had to wait When who should walk in But the Secretary of State And he sits around Sits us down Narrows his eyes and says He's revoked our licenses I met her at the DMV She drove straight into me I took a bite out of The steering wheel for love