Wordburglar - Croque Monsieur lyrics

[Verse 1] Start the jam I'm bringing words together like an ampersand Wordburg! 'Bout to make your goddamn Pampers damp Slamming amps off the ramp Hitting the Tamtam Cla**ier than your tramp-stamp aunt in a trans-am Call Bran Van This sh** is 3000 A habitat for humanity Free housing Help people move Thanks for giving a listening To everywhere you go Like pigeons in Islington Different Never tried or play it shock rappers Like seeing Vinnie Paz in a pride parade My time a day is every time a rhyme is sprayed And I'm good without the shine Like a diamond in the shade Whether your favorite Slaughterhouse Is ace or Ace or Kurt Vonnegut If you make a mix-tape Make sure you got a Burg song on it A hominid Who likes his PlayStation moddedded Style self taught And I let myself audit it [Hook] Oh sh**! This ain't a ham-and-cheese Its Croque Monsieur Promoting dope, coast-to-coast Like a pot-sticker How could I not give her? What am I, chopped liver? Don't think it's hot? I don't buy it, like a shoplifter Lyrical Croque Monsieur Making you plot thicker Promoting dope, coast-to-coast Like a pot-sticker How could I not give her? What am I, chopped liver? Don't think it's hot? I don't buy it, like a shoplifter [Verse 2] And I keep warming up Like someone had just bought me a sweater Cause good things take time Like a watch repossessor Never leave you hanging Count on your Burgy For more lines Than a sale at Burberry Subverting Can I get a five like Laurier Cause being boring is so cliche Oh, behave I stay on the mound like Halladay When I see an alien I say, “Salame!”" From salad days To all you can eat luncheons Get attention like "F-Bombs" at family functions Curmudgeons Wondering: "What the hell is he doing?" "Who's your target demographic?" Humans Whether your consuming Macaroons Out in Saskatoon Or back in Hali Cracking brews in the afternoon If someone says That they're better than you They're just a fraud Like a vegan wearing leather at a zoo [Hook]